dallonweekes:

when ppl from my school think they like harry potter more than me

Instant reblog.

stop what you’re doing and watch

Not reblogging this is a federal offense. 

<3

I can understand if you don’t reblog this. It just means you are not a man.

 this will make a man out of me

I’m never gonna catch my breath when I see this on my dash.

I love this movie so freaking much.

always reblog, no questions asked.

Fuck they establish so much in one stupid montage and it’s so beautiful and no one can question is because it’s done so beautifully!

FACBOOK IS UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR

YOU HAVE TO REBLOG THIS!

I wonder if Disney knows they had young girls perfectly content to grow up and become a man due to this song

I can’t not reblog this. My blog is incomplete without this. Anyone’s blog is incomplete without this. Disney attained musical perfection, and it must be shared by all.

Well, I can’t break the law.

MY FAVORITE BARNEY/ROBIN MOMENTS [in no specific order]:

“Holy crap, you’re beautiful!”

pusssyliquor-13:

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.

This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

You guys are lame-o. Clearly Tampax are telling us that it’s safe for this menstruating women to swim in the homeplace of The Great White, because her trusty tampon is so absorbent. Jeez, y’all silly.   

thelostdiademma:

maryrandell:

AHAHHA sorry I think all these posts are hilarious.

my thoughts exactly.

ascendio2012:

heidi8:

miakosamuio:

miakosamuio:

An interview with JK Rowling in 1998. Compare to now where an estimation of 450 million of her books have been sold.

Sorry but I had to reblog this, the note count was freaking me out.

I wonder if we can get this to 30,000 notes, which would be phenomenal. 

Harry Potter fandom, assemble! 30,000 notes!

100 Pictures of Laura Osnes → 18/100

If you don’t reblog this you go to Tumblr hell.

IN CASE YOU’RE CURIOUS

BOLD WHAT IS TRUE:

I am a cuddler.(only under certain circumstances)
I am a morning person. 
I am an only child.
I am currently in my pajamas.
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first. 
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.

I enjoy country music.
I enjoy smoothies.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car.
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
I have all my grandparents. 
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have broken a bone.
I have caller I.D. on my phone.
I have bathed someone. 
I have changed a diaper.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have had major/minor surgery.
I have killed another person.
I have had my hair cut within the last week.
I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have rejected someone before.
I like the taste of blood.
I love Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I own 100 CDs or more. 
I own and use a library card. 
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.

I sleep a lot during the day.
I strongly dislike math. 
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I am currently wearing socks.
I am tired.
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month


I have/had:
Graduated high school.
Smoked a cigarette.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid. 
Gone to a concert.
Helped someone.
Spun turn tables.
Watched four movies in one night.
Been dumped.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Fired a gun.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Attempted suicide.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year. 
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have. 
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
Had a hamster.
Dyed your hair. 
Had something pierced. 
Got straight A’s.
Your parents sent you to a shrink. 
Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the color:

Light brown
Medium brown
Dark brown
Blonde
Strawberry blonde/Ginger
Black 

My eyes are:

Brown
Blue
Green 
Grey 
Hazel 
Light brown
A combination of things

I am a:

Male
Female 
Other

People sometimes label me as ___,

Girly 
Ugly
Nerd

Other: Stupid/Ditsy/Scatter Brained/Emo

My longest relationship was ___. (including on and off relationships)
1 month or less
2 months
3 months
4 months
5 months
6 months
7 months 
8 months
9 months
10 months
11 months
A year +
Two years or more
I’ve never been in a real relationship. 

Some of my biggest fears are ___.

Fire
Spiders/other insect
Dying
Doctor/dentist appointments
Hospitals
Needles
Disease
Being alone in the dark
Heights
Small spaces
Oceans/large bodies of water
Holes
Large animals
Small animals
Dying young
Open spaces
Clowns 

I have ___.

A friend with benefits 
A laptop in my room
A television in my room
Good grades 
My own car
Married parents